dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016

dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar October 5, 2016

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

docupression

Clinical depression onset by excessive consumption of documentary films.

Dave just sits at home all day, watching Netflix documentaries and ranting about 9/11 conspiracies, privacy, and corruption. I think he has a severe case of docupression.

He needs a stiff dose of "How to train your dragon"

by Surgyo August 11, 2019

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020