Duces Tecum

legal term, from the phrase subpoena duces tecum, to "bring with you under penalty of punishment"

also known to law students as taking a large crap


pronounced dooooosesssss-teeeeee-cuh-m

Man, I just had massive duces tecum.

by angrynegus February 11, 2009

Duces and tailights

Another way to say bye and I'm out.

You ma'am are a funky ass bieioch, Duces and tailights ho!

by Un10nCarb1d4 April 23, 2015

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011

duce duces

noun-22 inch wheels

I got that new benz truck sittin on duce duces.

by Jay January 24, 2004

Twanky Duces

22 inch rims. Rims Often too large to fit on a car, but are put on anyways.

Damn, Dem' twanky duces look raw homie.

by Melaii December 22, 2008

double duces

22 inch wheels, usually for trucks or SUVs. Not the same as "dubs", which are 20 inch wheels.

Onlooker- "Yo, man, nice ecsalade. Are those dubs?"
Driver- "Hell no, man, them's double duces."

by Shady Jeff June 30, 2006

Double Duces

When you and your friend take a dump in toilets that are right next to each other.

Bro this bathroom is perfect for double duces

by DDuces galore December 21, 2018