Dryer pickle

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!

All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!

by DeadSext March 1, 2010

hiroshima hair dryer

A big ol turbo for your import car

Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi

by Ghayes14 June 18, 2019

boston blow dryer

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face

jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

by derek kelly blow dryer June 8, 2011

dryer surprise

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.

I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!

by da Chetster July 22, 2010

Dryer Liar

A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.

I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.

by R. Mooers February 10, 2009

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Dryer Closet

Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.

Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.

by ChemEngr August 2, 2011