Gonk Droid

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

droidouple

a couple who has both droid cell phone devices.

Edlynn and Javier are 'droidouple' because they both have droid cell phones.

by edlynnv September 10, 2011

Droid

Basically a person equivalent to a walking shit stain, no purpose in life, below average iq and generally look pretty funny. Droids are like npc’s in gta, repetitively living the same stupid and pathetic life. You can tell if you have encountered a droid by observing their face and actions.

Yo bro, look at that walking droid over there. It’s not looking good for his friends and family.

by Cyboris Bloborus April 27, 2021

Sussy droid

Sussy droid makes based content on yt. Also has an unhealthy obsession with vanny is one of the 6 people that simp for her.

Sussy droid kept spamming plagueis's dms with maid vanny

by DarthPlagiues January 22, 2023

Medic Droid

Kick off your stilletos and fuck me in the back seat.

There you have the essence of Medic Droid. Great for raves and or getting drunk to.

-Have you head of Medic Droid?
-No

by JKx5 January 13, 2008

The Droid

1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.

2. n. (see GOD)

3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.

4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.

5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN)

1. Carl: Dude, is that The Droid??

James: Totally bro. I just got it today

Carl's Girlfriend: James, could I possibly suck your dick?

James: Sure. (turns to camera) Thanks, Pussy Magnet App!!

Carl: Noooooooo!!! (cries like a bitch.)

2. (from scripture) And The Droid said, Let there be light: and there was light.

3. Steven: Bro. Did you see that LeBron James cross-court drive?? That shit was The Droid, son!!!

Drew: Yeah...(looks down)

Steven: Bro, did you just cream your pants?? I thought you were a dude!!!

Drew: I haven't always been a dude...

4. Jason: Sex is The Droid

Modias: I don't know, my iPhone is pretty cool...

Jason: Fag.

5. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a major camper was trying to chill out with the Intervention, but x W4rg4mer x totally The Droid that fag with one shot from an AT4-HS.

by Maybe Rocks April 5, 2010

Droid X

The Verizon Wireless phone that effectively sh*ts on the Sprint Evo while simultaneously silencing the owners and creators of the iPhone 1 2 3 and 4 combined. If you think I'm exaggerating...get one. Anyone who has a Droid X can tell you the same. "Oh it's too big.."-Haterrrrs. Listen try to fit all this 4.3inch awesomeness on an iPhone or MyTouch haha nice try TMobile. Flat Out!... the Droid X is the best phone everr..nuf said.

Jim- "hey what kind of phone is that?"

Bob- "It's the Droid X by Motorola."

Jim- *Snuffs Bob in the face, takes his phone and keys, hops in his car and dips.*

by zmarineman February 27, 2011