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Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.
Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"
by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011
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Drooling Dog

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.
I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.
by FAB501 March 24, 2009
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Eye drooling

Similar to eye candy, when your looking at something that looks really really good, but you can't have or touch.

Similar to drooling of the mouth.
Hey man did you see that girl's booty?

Ya, I saw it. I was eye drooling big time.
by AAHenning November 20, 2010
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drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.
"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."
by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008
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desk drooling

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
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Drooling in happyness

an excess of drool exceeding from one's mouth, occuring at a time of exceeding happyness. Sometimes this may be unstoppable!

the sign for drooling in happyness is:

:)~
look he's drooling in happyness!
she's so happy she is drooling in happyness!
by saggmaster January 16, 2009
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Dragooning

"Beard sex" is a sensual practice that takes place between two men. It was first documented by Scottish historian, philosopher and proto-anthropologist William Robertson (1721–1793) as being a common in a certain area of in Western India:

"The local men of the village perform "Dragooning" every morning before taking water, rubbing their beards together at the chin, being careful not to touch the nose of the other which is regarded as sacred and must not be touched. A most unusual greeting..."

This practice is known colloquially in Australia and New Zealand as Beard Sex and is often incorporated into jokes about Indian cricketers during cricket season.
Original quote from William Robertson (from a letter to his wife, collected in "The Collected Letters of William Robertson, OUP, Oxford, 1954):

"The local men of the village perform "Dragooning" every morning before taking water, rubbing their beards together at the chin, being careful not to touch the nose of the other which is regarded as sacred and must not be touched. A most unusual greeting..."
by Wully Robe May 25, 2007
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