the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

Food Court Druids

Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer

A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

draising

Rubbing the tip of the penis down from the chest slowly down to the crest of the subjects genitalia.

Wanna go to the draising club later?

by draiser March 18, 2016

clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Druids Cider

A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.

"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"

by anagramish November 1, 2012

drains up

To establish in detail what has occurred, typically after the failure of a process and/or system.
To lift the drain cover up and explore what has been flushed down and try and rescue it.

We had a real problem with this customer when we delivered their goods, and they are really annoyed. The best thing to do is have a "drains up" on what went wrong with the delivery and then tell the customer what we are going to do to fix it.

by Dessz May 24, 2007

draided

When you have been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol over a period of time. The two combined create the feeling of being Draided.

You cuhh.... im fucking draided.... that erb was bomb.. and so was that henny.

by Kyle aka. c-walk.net October 19, 2004