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Dragonrealms

A text-based game that often attracts forty-five year old female drama queens that reportedly weigh over two thousand pounds.
Ahnoui whispers, "look, you stupid cunt, he's my friend and not yours. if you don't back off, i'm going to report you to the gamemasters for OOC harassment."

^ Plays Dragonrealms and weighs over two thousand pounds.
by Kourin September 30, 2007
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Dragonfarce

What real power metal fans call Dragonforce, reason being that they are merely a cheap imitation of good power metal bands such as Sonata Arctica, HammerFall,Stratovarius
Poser at Firewind concert: Duuude! This is almost as good as that Dragonforce concert I went to last week!

Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!
by Laiho's Eyeliner June 26, 2008
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dragonrealms

Dragonrealms is an online text-based fantasy game set in a world curiously devoid of dragons. The player base consists of older players that can’t let go of the past and younger players that can’t afford graphics cards.
WTF, WoW is down? I'm going to log in to Dragonrealms and shoot some n00bs.

* Walmart was just struck down!
by Scillo September 29, 2005
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dragontard

A combination of "Dragon Ball" and "Retard". I think you already know where this is going.

A person so obsessed with Dragon Ball, he/she considers it as the best anime, even though it's the ONLY anime they've ever seen
Alex is such a dragontard, he hasn't even watched Naruto but says Dragon Ball is better.
by anifag June 16, 2019
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Dragondese

Dragondese is an ancient martial art originally from Southeastern China. It is typically seen harnessing power from the ancient dragons of Chinese folklore. It isn't seen much these days as many people have forgotten its ways, but certain families like the Bophides family still practice the art today. The practice involves a set of dance moves, and certain people (like Candice Bophides) will dance to the songs of Imagine Dragons while practicing the art.
"The ancient art of Dragondese is one that should not be forgotten"
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 9, 2022
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Dragonface

To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.

Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.

Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
by Donaorf May 27, 2011
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dragonfire

when you cum in a girls mouth then slap her in the face, thus making her spit out your cum like a dragon spits out fire...
i dragonfired Jill and that shit got all over my sheets...
by jakob tran April 12, 2006
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