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Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 17, 2010
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People Drafting

This is a technique used to navigate large dense crowds, such as those witnessed at large-scale sporting events, or other venues like airports, concerts, and wedding receptions. The technique employs a method not unlike that used in professional racing. To "people draft", you walk behind a person (usually, but not always, a friend) that clears the way for you to travel the same path - yet using less energy to do so. The lead person uses more energy as people move out of the way because they are: 1) warned by verbal and visual cues or 2) are slightly bumped (or in some cases, blatantly pushed) out of the way. Being in the draft position is optimum in most cases - especially if any of the debris (people) become angry that they were pushed - as you can keep your involvement with this debris minimal.
Dude, I was at the carnival chasing after this hot young naughty that had gotten separated from her friends. After a while, I realized I was simply people drafting her, but that was okay because her behind was extremely easy on the eyes. I finally caught up to her and we made it happen.

Steve is the best to people draft behind, because that dude is so fat and has no fear of the debris.
by Chapin November 20, 2006
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bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am
man that guy is a real bump drafting
by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020
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Phone Drafting

Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.

See also: People Drafting
"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"

"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."
by farktronix June 18, 2008
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Trauma drafting

Trauma drafting is when you follow loosely behind an ambulance, fire truck, or other emergency vechicle who's sirens are on to catch the green lights that they've turned in their favor and take advantage of the fact that everyone in front of them has pulled over.
Husband: "Wow- You made it home in record time!"

Wife: "Yeah, I was trauma drafting all the way down University Ave. I think there's a fire or something down the street."
by starsatnoon February 19, 2010
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Bump drafting

Generally used in motorsports, bump drafting is to stay very close behind another car to the point of touching the rear bumper, to gain and maintain speed. Related to slipstreaming
That's a shit racer, he keeps on bump drafting all day long
by Garf March 22, 2022
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Walk Drafting

The act of walking in the path behind someone in a large group of people to avoid coming into head-on contact with other persons.
"There were sooo many pedestrians on my way to work, I had to start walk drafting a couple of times!"
by Matazaron January 1, 2008
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