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dozy twat

A slow stupid furry-eared cretin.A really slow brained dumb-ass.
Fer fucks sake, your such a dozy twat Miss Lewinsky, I already explained to you 3 times why you can't call your book "Secret Services to the President"!
by Colin T White May 17, 2008
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dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014
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dozy-d'oh!

To fall asleep on the job and being rudely awakened by your co-worker or even worse your boss.
Jeremy: "It was so embarassing yesterday, I had a dozy-d'oh!"

Tim: "What am I gonna do with you, son?"
by JeremyH February 7, 2008
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dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!
by Alex H January 29, 2005
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Dozy Slanguistics

Dozy Area Slang. first said by Spoozy of C-4 brothas

means: the slang that originated in the Dozy Area (omaha Nebraska)

any slang word commonly used or created in the O.N.E (omaha neb)

also slanguistics is said. which is also a term created by spoozy of C-4 brothas, which is his form of the word ebonics
man1: ey man, wuts that stuff u be talkin?

man2: its my slanguistics, ya kno? my dozy slanguistics!
by dozy man January 15, 2009
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dozy cunt

one who offends others by "bigging themselves up" in their mind, whilst be frowned upon by a certain percentage of their peers.
victim: "i just beat you in poker because i'm obviously more skilled"

abuser: "you dozy cunt, go get an anal rimming"
by the-butler December 9, 2008
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fan-dabby-dozy

Everything is good, everything is going well.

Catch phrase of Scottish husband and wife comedy duo Ian and Jenette Tough, in which they play father and son: Ian & Wee Jimmy Krankie AKA The Krankies.
John: Im sorry Ian but I ran over your wife dressed as a school kid, what's all that about then?

Ian: er... WHAT?!

John: Dont worry tho, she's fine.

Wee Jimmy Krankie: Fan-dabby-dozy!
by MrChatterbox June 1, 2010
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