A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.
“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”
“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael
“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle
“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael
“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle
“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
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Get the dysonpussy mug.Antoine Dodson is a man from Huntsville, Alabama who gained notoriety after the attempted rape of his sister Kelly Dodson in the Lincoln Park Projects. He has a song made from his news snippets that has reached both the Billboard and itunes charts. His catch phrases are well known around the hood. He has t-shirts too.
Antoine Dodson-
hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, cause they rapin' errbody out here
you are so dumb, really really dumb, fo real
you dont even have to confess, we looking for you, we goin' find you, so you can run and tell that home boy
hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, cause they rapin' errbody out here
you are so dumb, really really dumb, fo real
you dont even have to confess, we looking for you, we goin' find you, so you can run and tell that home boy
by plan b.a.m August 20, 2010
Get the antoine dodson mug.The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
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Get the Dobson™ mug.The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
Get the The Flying Dyson mug.I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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