Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Dolores Jane Umbridge

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.

HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

by Ravenclaw Prefect October 12, 2018

Dollop-Head

In two words: Prince Arthur

"price arthur is such a dollop-head"; see Prat

by relativelydimentional August 22, 2011

Dolores umbridge

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.

Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character

by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020

Man-Dollop

A slang term for ejaculation.

Dude, I left the biggest man-dollop on Cynthia's stomach last nice

by Steve_Juggernaut March 26, 2010

Pulling a Doyle

Promising something, but pushing it back for months on end in an attempt to teach a lesson on "delayed gratification" in the manner that YouTuber John Doyle pushed back his documentary on pornography.

Brett Favre was pulling a Doyle with his retirement in the late 2000s and early 2010s.

by god emperor blumpfth February 17, 2021

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.

just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids

by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004