Dower

Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.

‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’

by J_Charles January 17, 2015

one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

dollerstoreslet

- People whose names are: Veerle, Lycia and Kylie (slenderman)

- you can use it like: Kylie is a dollerstoreslet cause she is a cheap hoe

by The skinnylegends March 8, 2020

Debbie Downer

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.

Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

downercut

A comedic turn on the classic uppercut punch. It was used by a character called Rumble Mcskirmish (also a parody of Street Fighter) in Disney's Gravity Falls where he punches down instead of up and shouts "Downercut!"

"Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!"

by menolikey June 16, 2016

Davey-Downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Davey-Downer.

Synonyms: grumpy pants, negative nelly, clamface

by Duane Pierce July 18, 2017

hanger-downers

Sexy bits, such as a woman's pussy lips that tend to dangle.

"Shazam! Look at those yummy hanger downers!" or...
"Fuck girl! Cover them scrotum-looking hanger-downers!"

by Scrabbleddie August 6, 2007