Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchapalooza

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.

I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.

by MrsCockson July 30, 2009

Douchiano

a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.

new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.

new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.

by KSTA August 24, 2018

douchay

Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."

by BryanNixon123 October 27, 2008

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge June 12, 2008

Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchachussetts

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010