n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
by chad-o February 21, 2009
Get the Douchinessmug. Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.
From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".
by Cristo39 March 3, 2010
Get the douchiemug. The pose of holding one's knuckle above your chin and holding a pose. Started by B-Boys and now has spread to the douche bag population.
Often used by guys who get their photos taken at the mall or in their myspace photo. Often seen in group party photos.
Can be used to decribe the pose or the person holding the pose.
Often used by guys who get their photos taken at the mall or in their myspace photo. Often seen in group party photos.
Can be used to decribe the pose or the person holding the pose.
Girl 1(while staring at photos on Facebook)
I can't believe I was so drunk I hooked up with that guy.
Girl 2
Let me guess...The Douchy.
Girl 1
I am never drinking again.
I can't believe I was so drunk I hooked up with that guy.
Girl 2
Let me guess...The Douchy.
Girl 1
I am never drinking again.
by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009
Get the The Douchymug. Like douche bag but to the next level, something completely and utterly retarded and pointless. Offen used as an insult or to say that you do not enjoy something.
by Natalie Theriault May 15, 2006
Get the douchiemug. by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012
Get the douchinessmug. 
Get the Douchiemug. 