DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
Get the DoucheTooth mug.Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
by Malser March 19, 2013
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Get the douchetown mug.A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of
1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis
2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"
3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis
2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"
3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"
by urbanattitude July 23, 2012
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by WouldYouLikeMeToKickYourAss? December 29, 2009
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- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!
by nickyn74 July 26, 2011
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