douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

by NativityNinja January 1, 2011

douchelympics

word for a place where there are alot of douche bags in one place

i've never seen so many douche bags in my life! we're officially at the douchelympics!

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

douchify

to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey

You always douchify me.

by skatex24x7 January 16, 2011

Douchely

The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.

"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."

by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013

DoucheSLRbag

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.

I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.

by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

douchillo

A contraction of the words douch bag and pucillo. Douch bag refering to the derogotory term applied to anybody who is extremely gay and/or annoying, having the name bradly spearow/patty snyder/anne langer/john kerry/bill clinton/al gore/brandons gma/etc..., homosexual, liberal, tree hugger, finch fuckers, basketball players, and latin/african americans(especially mexicans)(a.k.a. niggers/niggas). And pucillo refering to the unbelievably flaming homosexual engineering teacher at JPT high, where the "P" does not stand for pride, who gives out gay project after gay project after gay project after gay project etc...

Student 1: HOLY FUCK MAN!!! douchillo gave out another dumbass project, im gonna fail that class
Student 2: Damn shun he needs to stop gettin "F"ed in the "A" by Mr. Ackerman while the lady with the ass crack on her head watches nd start givin us some movies to watch while we get high in class
Student 1: Yea that would be exclusive
Student 2: Tru
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by G-UNIT December 6, 2004