doucheois

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.

Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.

by Eric Payne June 16, 2008

Doucheoisie

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

doucheoisie

The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.

Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.

by Mauerhan November 11, 2009

Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012

doucheish

to be douche like, gay, no fun, conceided and a jerk off

Johnny is so doucheish for thinking he is better than eveeryone.

by Tristin Allmond May 3, 2008