Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

by marktheguat February 24, 2009

Douchesaurus Rex

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

Douchqueef

Quite possibly the most offensive name to call somebody. Used only in situations in which the person being called douchqueef is incapacitated or unconsious.

Peter, you are such a douchqueef for falling off the porche and bleeding out of your ears just now.

by Sir Isaacio May 1, 2008

douchemsquawk

1. A douche-like advance towards a woman.

2. To squawk in a douche-like manner.

1. "Did you hear corey douchemsquawk at those girls like a douche nugget?"

2. "The females were attracted by preston's douchemsquawk mating call."

by mastely October 22, 2009

Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

douchequake

A faggot.

That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.

by Holla_atcha_boyeeee January 19, 2009

douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.

"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"

by Hoorf July 18, 2012