n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.
by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004
Get the douchecraft mug.A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010
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I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.
by GlazeHer May 9, 2014
Get the doucheography mug.has the same meaning as "douchebag"; a stupid or oafish person. This word may have been derived from the language of crazy high school seniors, who thought it would be funny to call someone a "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag". The word may have also originated from drunken conversations, in which a heavily drunk person slurred the word "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag".
by Christine B. October 9, 2006
Get the Douchecrab mug.I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
Get the doucheography mug.A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.
by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
Get the Doucheacrat mug.Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.
by justamechanic May 7, 2013
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