douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

by Jspaz October 4, 2009

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)

Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!

by tzodyaq December 17, 2009

Douchel Fin

Noun: Short hair styled into a fauxhawk; usually befitting the individual wearing it.

"Check out the guy with all the Ed Hardy, he totally has a Douchel Fin!"

by Nycbc42 December 17, 2011

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Doucheweed

A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.

Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?

by Barnabus McAwesomeballs January 18, 2011