DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness

Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck

by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007

douchefuck

a complete jerk who you absolutley cannot stand

Ugh, go away you friggin douchefuck!!

by Anouchka January 15, 2009

Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk

James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.

by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

pussy douchefuck

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.

"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."

by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017