douchefuck

a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us May 08, 2012
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douchefuck

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
Hey u fuckin douchefuck
by Jason109825 August 01, 2006
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douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.
by heygirlhey November 13, 2007
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DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness
Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 02, 2007
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douchefuck

a complete jerk who you absolutley cannot stand
Ugh, go away you friggin douchefuck!!
by Anouchka January 15, 2009
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douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk
James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.
by Ford Saunders May 03, 2009
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Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.
My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.
by TheSexologist March 26, 2014
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