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Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.
Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?
by slamthevagina April 8, 2011
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douchebapper

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him
by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022
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DoucheLander

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.
by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
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doucheland

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
by andy1 February 25, 2006
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Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009
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Doucheilarium

A doucheilarium or mikvak is a place where Orthodox Jews go for full body ritual bathing. It is widely used by Orthodox Jewish women to clean their box after menstruation or childbirth.
The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.
by Strounce January 1, 2010
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Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.
Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.
by Pennylane September 5, 2013
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