1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.
2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!
A frat guy. Or politician.
A frat guy. Or politician.
by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006
Get the douchecockmug. A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.
#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011
Get the Sir Alfred Douchecockmug.