douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019

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douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

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ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

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douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

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douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

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