douchebaguette

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a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

A fucking baguette that isn’t fucking right.

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort