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Double Down Syndrome

A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.
In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.
by theloniius April 12, 2010
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Double Down Brown

when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.
by whiskey row trio October 2, 2010
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Alabama double-down

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
by Dmriches11! July 17, 2022
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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.
by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010
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Double Down's Syndrome

A sickness developed while playing Blackjack that causes you to risk all your chips constantly from doubling down.
Jim lost all of his money at the casino yesterday after getting a case of Double Down's Syndrome.
by Bob The Larry July 11, 2011
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Doubledini

Similar to the Houdini. Your friend sets up a date that you show up too while he pretends to stand her up. And when you take her back home you pull a Houdini with the friend who stood her up.
Me and my best buddy in the whole wide world pulled a doubledini on some tinder chick.

Or was it bumble.. I don’t know.
by The Great Doubledini August 24, 2019
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