Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.
"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."
Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.
Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.