As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"
by Ham February 01, 2005
A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless
Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it
Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?
Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding
Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!
Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?
Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding
Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!
by MakeItSnow January 14, 2011
When two guys fuck the same chick in the pussy or ass or mouth at the same time. Also, when two chicks use strap-ons or other sex toys to fuck a guy in the ass or mouth at the same time.
by suite1157 March 01, 2007
by The big guy 1 November 26, 2018
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
by Mike September 21, 2004
When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.
My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.
by humerus September 21, 2014
When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and the other guy sticks it in her pussy and they cum at the same time and shoot cum on their bodies too.
by TheKickAssBro April 21, 2017