double fuck

When two guys fuck the same chick in the pussy or ass or mouth at the same time. Also, when two chicks use strap-ons or other sex toys to fuck a guy in the ass or mouth at the same time.

Joe and I will double fuck her after the party.
Those chicks want to double fuck joe after.

by suite1157 March 1, 2007

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

Double fuck oreos

When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.

My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.

by humerus September 20, 2014

Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004

Double fuck sundae

When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and the other guy sticks it in her pussy and they cum at the same time and shoot cum on their bodies too.

That girl is so slutty she let us give her a double fuck sundae

by TheKickAssBro April 21, 2017

Birthday Cake Double Fuck

You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.

All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!

by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023