doster

To expend a great deal of effort trying to undo the unfortunate (although hilarious) consequences of one's prior outlandish actions (usually pertaining to Mr. Joseph Smith, our esteemed prophet).

Man, he'll really have to doster that comment from the lecture at BYU about his fourteen wives.

by Cornelius Vanderbilt March 16, 2007

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

DoSex

The way most people pronounce the game Deus Ex when it really should be pronounced "day us"

Johny: Hey Billy lets go play DoSex!
Billy: What the?! Are you gay?!

by Alex Riley April 8, 2004

Doster

Someone who attempts to convince people that they are a decent person while in reality they are complete sociopaths. A 'doster' will do anything to squeeze into every social circle they can only to be booted as soon as they are recognized or found out. Their only permanent friends are other dosters. They will use each other up and then continue to seek refuge in other circles. Dosters attempt to gain trust, and then use that to manipulate relationships and then squeeze them for whatever they may be worth. A dosters goal in manipulating can range from valuables such as cash and drugs, and undetected passage into another social circle so that the cycle may continue.

Guy1: hey, did you see the doster that showed up at the party last night?
Guy2: yea, someone recognized them and told them to go.
Guy1: thank god. We dont need any dosters trying to infultrate our group and start all that dramatic bull.

Example 2:
Girl1: i can't believe that girl stole my ipod and cash after i let her crash at my pad!
Girl2: I told you she was a doster.

Girl1: i really thought she was trust worthy!
Girl2: everyone does at some point. Thats why shes a doster!

by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

dystextia

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

Michael: waht yu duin latur?
Haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons

by Sonny Daze May 22, 2011

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013