droozling

The involuntary process of post-coital semen extraction from one's vagina or anus by gravity after internal ejaculation (creampie) .

Apparently she didn't mind droozling in her yoga pants after we had sex, because I didn't pull out and she didn't go to the bathroom and droozle into the toilet before putting her clothes back on.

by chidcraft March 5, 2012

doodling your noodle

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

ken dolling

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015

horse doodling

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

Pillar Drilling

Pillar drilling is the art of inserting a stiff, long object into a round, circular cullice such as a vaginal opening or cavity.

Seriously, Tony, i pillar-drilled that girl hard last night, pillar drilling is great.

by yoooooooooooooooo127578569 November 5, 2011

Cooter Doodling

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013