BUTT DOPING

THE ACT OF RUNNING A BICYCLE PUMP UP YOUR ASS TO INTENSIFY A FART.

what happened i thought you won the loudest fart contest? dude they found a bike pump in my backpack and disqualified me for butt doping

by jmc1971 July 24, 2012

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

by Noresun2noAmy2 December 18, 2021

blood doping

To take someones blood, specifically their red blood cells and inject it into your body. Increasing your own red blood cell count enabling you do be more active and go for longer. Blood doping is dangerous and illegal and shouldn't be done in athletics but happens anyway.

Blood doping on the streets is a real fun way of doing it. Get some poor victim, scare him, to get his adrenaline up, draw his blood, and insert it into your own body to get a natural high.

They wouldn't let me donate blood because I had been blood doping with so many different people. Aids for the win.

by Romanfool November 20, 2007

bit doping

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.

Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"

by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013

Weight Doping

The act of lying about ones weight on Zwift to gain an unfair advantage.

Look at his weight! he dropped 6kg in 2 days.... he's definitely weight doping.

I'm thinking of weight doping to be able to stay with the front group.

Is weight doping considered cheating?

by PrissyC March 11, 2019

Smoothie Doping

The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).

"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."

by Jennzo November 5, 2015

doing a leah

Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.

Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.

by Adams Red Ass May 25, 2016