Doot doot

It’s doot doot, if you don’t understand we can’t be friends.

Doot doot it’s spooktober doot doot

by Doot doot doot October 12, 2019

Doot

The sound a horn makes.
Usually used with the 3D skeleton/trumpet meme.
"Doot doot"

Sound the trumpets!

"Doot doot", goes the trumpets.

by GothamCityPanda June 11, 2018

Doot Doot

While most commonly used to refer to cigarettes, doot doot can be used to refer to any physical item.

"Hey can you buy me a pack of doot doot's while you're out?"

"Oi did you see that doot doot in the store?"

"Stop playing with those doot doot's and help me bring in the groceries!"

by Wow_Just_Wow December 2, 2019

doote

an alternative word for Asshole

I just busted out hardways from my Doote, I just lost 5 kilo's

Stick it up your doote asshole

by denno-perth July 30, 2010

Doot

Another word for fuck

"Oi Nunny tried to doot this chick last night but instead she left him to spew in his bin all night"

by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023

doots

The only appropriate way to refer to the game “call of duty” among bro’s

“Dude get on doots Let get that W”

by chHAad January 17, 2021

doot

Crude term meaning vagina, used in Northern Ireland

Shove it up yer doot!

by Pablo June 20, 2006