A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 29, 2009

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.
by Alley cat November 3, 2023

Doorway effect is a common psychological phenomenon where people forget what they intended to do after walking through a doorway into a new room. It is also known as the "location updating effect," and it is not a sign of memory loss or dementia. The brain creates mental "event boundaries" when crossing a threshold, which helps organize memories but can cause you to forget your original goal in the new environment.
Man, I'm tired of constantly putting the salad inside the fridge due to experiencing doorway effect on my way to the fridge.
by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

by Slightly-Odd June 8, 2023

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"
by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022
