doodie

The brown stuff that comes out your ass

I doodie all the time.

by Rocky May 3, 2004

Apple Doodie

Another word for applesauce.

This apple doodie is the shit!

by believer84 July 14, 2011

fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”

Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!

by Aliglay July 14, 2023

Cheeker Doodie

Another word for someones cheeks.

Aww look at those chubby little cheeker doodies.

by Cheeker Master January 8, 2010

doordick

The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.

Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.

by anonymous February 8, 2015

Doodie Shoot

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.

You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot

by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011

doodiebombing

The disgusting yet wickedly funny act of wiping your ass and then tossing the poo smeared wad of toilet tissue over the top of the stall and onto someone using the urinal in front of you.

I got kicked out of the movie theatre for doodiebombing that dick who asks for your ticket stubs.

by Zach is cool February 28, 2006