Doogan

A Doogan is a person who commits the act of Dooganing.
Dooganing is where you look at an individual and visualise the stool lying inside their bowels.

a quick rule of thumb: The smaller the shit the nicer the girl.
"hey Douglas have a doogan of her"
"fuking hell she has a footlong lying in her belly"

"here Pedro i saw this really hot girl the other day, so i dooganed the fuck out of her!"
by MJ's Bish April 19, 2010
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to pull a doogan:
to expose yourself as a porn fan by accidently showing dirty images that you thought were a glitch when in fact they were just cached on your own computer.
"OK, so I was trying to figure out where an apartment was in Chicago using Google Maps, and as I was dragging the map around I discovered some very interesting pics embedded in the map. Don't know how they got there or what was going on, but I was a bit surprised to say the least.
I swear these are absolutely legitimate screen shots." - doogan
by sodyPop May 24, 2006
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A lubricating gel used by physicians and elected officials.
After you have bent over and drop trousers a doctor/politician might say, "Let me add a little doogan to this finger so it won't hurt so much.
by mudboots March 30, 2009
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A Doogan is a member of an elite group of young people located throughout the state of Georgia. They are known to be the loudest and craziest at parties and generally attract attention wherever they find themselves. To be considered a Doogan you must possess all of the qualities listed in our Laws of Dooganism. They include: being hot, being down for fun whenever and wherever, being a lover of the notebook, and many others. We frequently vacation together on what we call Doogan Reoonions. Our new members are subject to a Scissor Induction Ceremony to prove that they are worthy of the Doogan name.
Many people think the Doogan is a strange creature, but take a closer look and you will find that they are nothing but scissorific!!
Mama, Dingle, Spotah, Jewa, Fuzzy, Fulla, Mega, Cougha, Bowla, Shocka, Papa, Duh, McDoogle......Doogan
by Mega Doogan January 18, 2008
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A quiet cuckold who lets his missus suck any guys dick, as long as he's left alone to play playstation, playstation is all he has because his woman takes all his money to buy crack and condoms
Brendon is such a Doogan, I fucked his bitch so hard on his bed while he was playing playstation
by JimmyJazz September 02, 2013
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the term for "douce" in a game of ping pong
"doogans mother fucker!"
by Matt Lyle November 14, 2006
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by judbgrdmchn June 23, 2005
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