doogan
a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.
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This versatile word would require an entire dictionary for itself to accurately describe all of its many meanings and uses.
"What up doogan?"
"Not much, just doogan' it."
"My doogan ate my homework."
"Suck my doogan, bitch!"
"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."
"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."
"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"
"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."
"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."
"Not much, just doogan' it."
"My doogan ate my homework."
"Suck my doogan, bitch!"
"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."
"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."
"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"
"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."
"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."
doogan by Chris McCabe July 22, 2008
doogan
The real definition of a 'doogan' is actually an elephant's vagina. Again, the vagina of an elephant is a doogan. Forget the rest of these definitions. Never forget this!
You're a doogan.
Doogan
A Doogan is a person who commits the act of Dooganing.
Dooganing is where you look at an individual and visualise the stool lying inside their bowels.
a quick rule of thumb: The smaller the shit the nicer the girl.
Dooganing is where you look at an individual and visualise the stool lying inside their bowels.
a quick rule of thumb: The smaller the shit the nicer the girl.
"hey Douglas have a doogan of her"
"fuking hell she has a footlong lying in her belly"
"here Pedro i saw this really hot girl the other day, so i dooganed the fuck out of her!"
"fuking hell she has a footlong lying in her belly"
"here Pedro i saw this really hot girl the other day, so i dooganed the fuck out of her!"