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doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
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doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.
I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie
by crickety April 6, 2010
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doodie

I doodie all the time.
by Rocky May 3, 2004
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doodster

marvin is the keenest doodster ever!!
by Alex Bonfigli April 12, 2007
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Apple Doodie

by believer84 July 14, 2011
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fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”
Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!
by Aliglay July 14, 2023
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Cheeker Doodie

Aww look at those chubby little cheeker doodies.
by Cheeker Master January 8, 2010
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