floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games

"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"

by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009

Doobid

Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.

Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?

by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.

Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.

by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014

Doobie

Doobie

noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.

Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!

Charles: Share is care bro!

Jeff: Sweet!

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Dobbins

A magical blue colored rabbit that can talk. Like a Super hero! Dobbins is a legend of a time traveling bunny. He was previously owned by Alexander Dobbins, one of the founders of the town of Gettysburg Pennsylvania. Dobbins was named rightly so after his beloved master. Dobbins was believed to have crawled into rabbit hole as he was frightened by the sounds of cannon fire at the Battle of Gettysburg on July 1,2,3 1863 and he never seemed to return home after the battle. In recent times, People has seen him in places as obscure as Wal-Mart. Hence the legend of the time traveling Bunny lives...even though he would be like 150 years old, or something.... Some have even witnessed him speak. They say he has a British accent. Some have seen him river dance! His attitude can be snappy and rotten at times, but mostly he's sweet.

Dobbins how old are you? Ummmm I'm like 150 years old or something.

by RShackelford May 26, 2020

Doojin

Pooping and smoking a doobie at the same time.

yesterday, i was doojin for about an hour in the bathroom at my girlfriends.

by Abby And Sam May 4, 2009