conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

donkular ding dong

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.

I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.

by peepee envy October 18, 2010

donkolation

The act of a donkolator checking you or someone around you out.

There was definately some donkolation occurring with those chicks back there.

by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

Donkulese

To get fucked in a manner that goes beyond any typical terminology.

"Damn bro, you just got donkulesed "
"She slapped the shit out of you, you got donkulesed."

by TheMajestt May 8, 2018

donkulese

The word donkulese means to in a sense get wrecked. Another meaning could be to get fucked.

"Damn bro! You just got donkulesed on!"

by TheMajestt May 8, 2018

Densulated

Fancy and sophisticated form of "more dense"

The population is densulated in the western suburbs

by zezima344433 September 9, 2019