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Doner

A deer boner, also the act of masturbating while simultaneously shooting the deer with both the bullet and your sperm. Boom head shot
"Man I really nailed that doner"
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doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.
Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.
by A-Ha May 19, 2007
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doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger
Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
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Boner Doner

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."
by mrsdubois October 5, 2020
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boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.
Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.
by MicahG5 September 15, 2004
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Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
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organ doner

Organ Doner - One who drives a crotch rocket motorcycle recklessly and or dangerously fast...
The guy that just went by us on his bike is an organ doner waiting to happen...
by Dallas Cop May 27, 2003
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