Doncaster Douche

(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.

A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).

Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021

Doncaster

Doncaster commonly known as were the new rich live 5/6/7 bedroom houses pools and swimming pools in most homes..Home to Westfield Shoppingtown one of Australia's premium shopping centres

Doncaster or Donny has expensive cars new breed of rich kids ...flash cars bad drivers you gotta have money to live here ,rich bitches ....spoilt brats who think their shit dont stink....burnouts cars shopping and drinking

by Donny 21 November 6, 2011

Doncaster

A small town in South Yorkshire. Known for being full lots of small mining villages who still complain endlessly about Thatcher to this day and a large collection of scumbags, both UK and mostly non UK nationals.

1. Ey up, lets get down t' Working Men's Club an pretend our opinion matters while badmouthin' Tories!

2. Just visit the lovely town center to be greeted by streets filled to the brim with non-UK nationals, various homeless centers that everyone in Doncaster seems to have lived in at some point, and the meeting point of the town - The Jobcentre (only averaging three fights per day - best figures ever!!)

by Falconarc September 18, 2013

doncaster

the penis. unabbr. of 'dong'.

could also be in reference to dildo.

sexual request: "suck my doncaster",
display of manhood: "my doncaster is the size of Doncaster"

by hayter February 20, 2005

Doncaster

City in South Yorkshire, has possibly the worst football team in the country.
Also known as Donny.

We are doing crap in the footy league lads, lets burn the stadium down for the insurance.

by PlayaX August 3, 2004

east doncaster secondary college

short form as edsc, a school located in melbourne that has tables with chewing gums

harris the school captain: why are there chewing gums under the tables
random yr 7: yh ofc, its east doncaster secondary college

by derpythincow March 10, 2022

sass masta from doncasta

the one and only louis tomlinson from one direction
he's known for being really sassy

Abby: do you know who the sass masta from doncasta is?
Elle: of course! he's louis tomlinson

by anonymous December 11, 2020