donde farts

the farts that are spooned out of a gay man's loose butthole

Colby is tired from being up all night eating Donde farts.

by Briandeez September 2, 2009

¿Que Donde?

A state of intensive confusion; also a way of informing someone that they're an idiot or that they have no idea what's going on.

When someone tells a story and no one is following cause it's too cOnfusing, one might yell out in a questioning form ¿QUE DONDE?

by Jesusheyzues October 16, 2011

¿a donde vas?

Where are you going?

"¿A donde vas?"
"I am going to the movies."

by iz_5 September 15, 2015

I dond dog

A phrase popularized by the CS:GO youtuber Anomaly.

Russian: your mother
Anomaly: your father
Russian: is autist
Anomaly: your dog
Russian: i dond dog

by Erk212121 February 18, 2019

De Donde Bullshit

Term used to describe mexican gibberish that is classified as a bunch of bullshit.

Tell Juan to shut the fuck up with all that De Donde bullshit and learn to speak English!

by EIDT December 5, 2014

Mamacita, Donde esta

Mamacita, Donde esta Santa Clause? (My Mother, Where's Santa Claus?, 1978, single.

* Donde esta: where is

words from Italian

christmas song:Donde Esta Santa Claus

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Donde esta Santa Claus?
And the toys that he will leave.
Mamacita, oh, where is Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's a Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in his sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to clack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to crack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
Alright, Mamacita. I'll go to sleep now.
It's Christmas Eve......
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by alice November 30, 2004

Donde está la biblioteca

I don't bargain pumpkin fucker

I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.

by Grimmy the Grim Reaper October 8, 2018