don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006

don't try me

Don't disrespect me.

Guy: Wanna get out of here?
Girl: Boy, don't try me.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do I look like a hoe to you?

by dareelists September 21, 2013

don't jealous me

do not hate on oneself

don't jealous me u condom head! sheettt meehn!! lol

by tatyanna2008 January 25, 2009

Don't do me

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me, do ya hair!

by fluffnfold June 11, 2008

Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009

Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

by Ryryq March 21, 2010

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005