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The Demon's Tongue 

The Demon’s Tongue is the very first independent blog dedicated to the philosophy, psychology, politics, and ontological mathematics of Hyperianism.
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ava's demon 

A webcomic about a girl named Ava and the demon haunting her.

Started by artist Michelle Czajkowski years ago to help escape depression, it has evolved into one of the most beautifully illustrated on-going works the internet has ever seen.
Scott: Hey, have you read the Ava's Demon update?
Amanda: Hell yeah, it was so intense!
ava's demon by captisaac September 17, 2015

Maxwell's demon 

a hypothetical being that could separate a mixture of hot and cold water into two compartments: hot and cold water, letting the hotter-than-average portion through a trapdoor between the compartments. Maxwell's demon challenges the second law of thermodynamics: when hot and cold water are mixed, it will reach an equilibrium middling temperature.
It has emerged that Maxwell's demon can covert information into energy.
Maxwell's demon by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

She's fucking Matt Damon 

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.