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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.
e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."
by true_datt October 7, 2013
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Dominism

Any combination of two or more words to create a single more efficent and better word with a possible new definition that breaks literary rules and comprehension. And Dominic's wife cant handle it.
LEANNE: HEY DOM, CAN YOU GO TO THE STORE TO GET SOME GLUTEN FREE CRACKERS?

DOMINIC: SURE, I WILL PICK SOME GLEEKERS UP FOR YOU!

LEANNE: HUH?

DOMINIC: BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY TO STOP WATCHING FOOTBALL TO GO DRIVE IN A SNOWSTORM TO PICK UP CRACKERS IT FILLS ME WITH GLEE.

LEANNE: ANOTHER DOMINISM. SO DUMB..

DOMINIC: SOMB.
by Escobar depablo May 10, 2018
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dominise

Sometimes shy. Smart beautiful and talented girl. A bit spunky but in a great way. Adorable smile
Dominise came over to visit today
by Nosila1976 April 9, 2018
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dominihaitirican

You are mixed with Dominican , Haitian , and Puerto Rican
Ohh shit that’s Sky she Dominihaitirican
by $kym0ney June 13, 2019
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law of diminishing returns

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.
Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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dominissive

the trait of a person who switches roles between dominant and submissive depending on the time of day
Deidra is a freak! She's on me in the morning, but on her back at night. What a dominissive loon.
by notmarilyn November 13, 2011
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