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doing the door

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a way to masturbate
(if you're a girl)

to do the door:

1.get a door with a lock.

2.lock it while open.

3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.

4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.

5.have an orgasim.
i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.
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to partake in the smoking of cannibus, smoke pot, toke weed etc.

origin: dovecot, liverpool, slang
"are you doing the doo's", "have you got a do the doo's"
by orientals May 23, 2006
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Doing the dog

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To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.
"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
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DOING THE DODGE

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Also see DONE THE DODGE
Shirking your party responsibilities and leaving your fellow man behind. Leaving yourself open to attack and revenge!
'Hew! You DOING THE DODGE again?!.....LOSER!'
by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007
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Doin the usual do

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Im doin the usual do today, just doin your mom.
TV crew: Okay, now, Jon, tell us what your life is like.
Jon: Yo,yo,yo bitchez! That bitch Kate was just a sperm hungry whore, so now that im free im a PIMPIN sunnabitch. Im just doin the usual do up in this bitch.
by Theflyestchibibitch December 2, 2010
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This is a term commonly used by Barmen in Letterkenny where they decide to pretend to work but actually do nothing.
Standing breast feeding a brush ie: "Doing The Brogan", The Brogan(Doing the)
by djbrez24 June 28, 2012
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