by Telephony July 22, 2019
Get the ass doilies mug.A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.
The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.
These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
by CadeRageous January 10, 2009
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by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008
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by Said Person August 31, 2007
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