Dogshow

Feeling a guy's crotch while hooking up to check the size of his package and/or arousal state. Inspired by the technique performed by dog-show judges to assess structure and functionality.

Dinner didn't go so well, but after the dogshow I thought I'd give him another shot.

by Fireandice June 21, 2010

doushoes

A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.

Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.

by jadeism101 March 6, 2014

Dogshed

In the modern world, dogshed is bullshit of sorts, to a higher degree obviously.

That article is complete dogshed.

by ShadyHiccup February 25, 2015

dog_shoe_b0y

One who has a horrendous kdr on fortnite and is shit at the game and thinks he is good

Are my stats good?
No, they are dog_shoe_b0y like

by Euuuhhhhh May 16, 2018

Dogshot

Fucked in the ass

Aaron bent me over, and give it to me dogshot

by Smarsha Squirta June 17, 2021