dogfucking

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

DOGFUCK

3 cars

That bitch got the dogFuck gap

by Eldrifto April 29, 2019

diggfucked

When a server goes down after hitting the front page of Digg.

"That server was diggfucked so fast the duggmirror didn't even catch it."

by disparue December 8, 2006

dogfucker

An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.

Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you

by Not a DF April 11, 2007

dogfucking

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

dogfaced

A person, usually a man, who has just broken up with his mate. "He walks around dogfaced and hurt." (Tom Petty)- A woebegone soul, wandering lost, his face expressing his sadness.

He walks around dogfaced and hurt." (Tom Petty)

by Polyxena1955 February 2, 2010